“You’re the stupidest person in the world!”
Me, trying to be calm, “You know, that’s the second time you’ve called me that today.”
“NO IT ISN’T!”
A glimmer of hope- perhaps he’s wishing he hadn’t said it earlier. . . then:
“IT’S THE THIRD!”
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Mama didn’t tell me there’d be days like this
On the bright side, he can count accurately. . .
