Bad Mommy on prizes and competition

Aunt Meg brought Carter a spiderman game and Carter, Archie and Aunt Meg sat down to play. Apparently, Carter won.

Like a pinball, bouncing from wall to wall, he chanted loudly, “I won, Archie lost, Aunt Meg lost, I won, I won, I won, I won I won” and then jumped on the table to say, “What prize do I win? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What prize do I win for winning? What’s my prize? What’s my prize? What’s my prize?”

Bad Mommy, because good mommy had not yet had her coffee: “No one will hit you over the head for being so obnoxious.”