Carter and Archie are outside playing. Carter flies through the back door-
MOM! You have GOT to talk to Archie and teach him that only peeing is allowed outside!
Yet another of a long list of conversations I never thought I’d have, and one that would send Kevin through the roof. Then, Archie decides to shave a few more years off Daddy’s life by running through the house holding a toothbrush between his legs.
Archie: (gleeful) I’m pooping a toothbrush! I’m pooping a toothbrush!
Me: What?
Archie: (Producing said toothbrush) See? I pooped a toothbrush!
As I sit, wishing Aunt Meg were here to enjoy these poopy moments, Archie heads off to the bathroom. A few minutes later, as Archie exits the bathroom, the poop talk continues:
Archie: I’m done pooping!
Kevin: Make sure you clean the toothbrush.
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Thanks for the birth control!
I can see myself sitting there with tears in my eyes because I’m laughing so hard, but trying to hold it together just a bit for Kevin’s sanity!!