Carter’s been listening to Q vs. Spock lately, and amusing himself by imitating Spock quite well.
This morning, the boys were arguing about whether or not Carter could be a giant in Archie’s game. Archie wanted Carter to be a little person. Carter wanted to be big. Wackiness ensued.
Archie: Yes you WILL be small.
Carter: No I WONT
Archie: You will play with me and YOU WILL BE SMALL.
Carter: (suddenly devoid of emotion, and brimming with logic) That analysis is not complete.
Archie: YES IT IS
Carter: That analysis is not complete.
Archie: YES IT IS
Carter: That analysis is not complete.
Archie: That analysis IS complete, or I WILL PUNCH YOU.
I would have intervened, but I was in the kitchen, hitting my head on the wall. I’ve got McCoy going after Spock in my own livingroom.
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Technically there’s nothing un-Vulcan about punching or threatening to punch so long as it’s the logical choice.
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