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Fears of Disney and Marvel

What if there’s Wizards of Xavierly Place?

Disney bought Marvel, and we’re concerned.

What if they make a new movie, Charles Wall-e and Generation Exium?

What if I get an issue of my Spiderman Comic that says, “Peter is on his way away from Flash Thompson when he falls into a manhole and meets a Moleman, now in command of strange creatures like Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle Dum and the Mad Hatter and the Jaberwocky.”

Hulk’s gamma radiation rays attract the attention of Phineas and Ferb and they use him to power their comic-printatron-3000 while the abomination destroys Dr. Doofensmirtch’s take-away-gamma-radiation-thinginator, which shrinks the hulk back to Bruce Banner when mom comes home.

What if there’s Wizards of Xavierly Place?

If any of these things happen to come along, then I might stop watching Disney channel.