AFter climbing back through the hole in the bed and pushing Barron Stupid off of his bed, Barron Small climbed out and waited six hours. Then, Barron Small ran as fast as he could through the space yacht, unzipped the universe door and used his teeny weeny rocket boot to blast himself up to the pink pyramid shaped universe. He went to the inside of the square planet and retrieved the giant green jewel. Then he took a bucket of green giant drool with him.
He went back to his universe, back into the space yacht, pushed Barron Stupid off of Barron Freeze’s bed and went back to his own bed inside his bed and into his little hut between the springs. Inside he poured the bucket of giant drool onto the jewel and the jewel turned into a liquid. He stirred the liquid with a teeny weeny bit of universe destroying formula. He went out and took his space yacht to the darkest place in the universe and drank the liquid in the bucket.
It tasted like a cheese and bologna sandwich seasoned with chocolate and olives. He wanted to spit it out but he forced himself to swallow it. Then he dove out the edge to test his theory.
The second he touched the white drawf below him it completely exploded. He picked up a chunk of it and it exploded into sand. He touched it again and the sand molecules exploded and turned into clay. He brought it up, mixed it with his original formula and drank it. He said, “Mmmmbrmmmmbrmmrgblech”. He forced himself to swallow it without spitting it out because now it tasted like a peanut butter and bolonga and hot sauce sandwich seasoned with crushed apples mixed with crushed olives mixed with crushed dark chocolate.
He went down to a planet that was completely gray and then a whole bunch of elephants starting floating past him toward the planet. He came down closer and saw the planet was very bumpy and had a bunch of trunk-like tress sticking out. Then he came down closer and saw that they were all space elephants- it wasn’t really a planet so much as a ball of space elephants. The space elephants stampeded and chased him all the way back to the space yacht until he got onto the space yacht. Then the elephants ran around and around and around all the space yachts and went faster and faster until they were just a blurry ring of space elephants swirling around.
They were also spinning in the other direction which made them just like a gyroscope. They were also just like an elephant force field around the space yacht. Even Barron Stupid realized what was happening: they were trapped. They were swirling around and around and ended up in the center of the universe. The center of the universe looked pretty much the same, so they thought the time was right. They used their space yachts to blast through the elephants and poured all of the universe destroying formula outside.
It bubbled and swirled, blasted in all directions, then swirled and collasped in on itself. Some of the leftover mist slightly drifted toward solariun, which is close to the center of the universe. It smelled like chocolate and a chocolate factory had newly opened in Pole city, so everyone thought that’s what it was, but Professor Frankinsteen realized what it really was.
Frankinsteen got all excited and went and tried to tell the Time Traveler, but all that came out was, “ABABABA BhUhH, destroying the universe, Abababuuh bhuhbbu baba” The Time Traveler gave him a brain rest pill and sent him up to the relaxation room and went off to do business. He had no idea what the danger was.