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A big experiment with a smaller problem

Because Barron Freeze had eaten some of the white hole formula, he wasn’t affected by anything the black hole serum did. He pulled all the clocks out and time restarted. He doused the clocks in white hole serum and put them back up on the walls, and then he pulled Barron Sol out of the white hole serum and put him back in his bed.

The Barron began experimenting with other serums that he could transform into dangerous creatures. He made more of the black hole serum and dumped white hole serum on it until it turned into plasma serum. He poured it on the water and it superheated until it turned into a floating orb of ball lightning. He used the blizzard serum on it and then poured the merger serum onto it. He used a magical power that he had learned to use many years ago and summoned it up. It followed him down into a secret laboratory and he used the life-giving serum on it.

It turned into what looked like a dragon with no legs, because it wasn’t going to be landing. It was glowing green and red and brown and yellow and all sorts of colors mixed together at the same time. It propelled itself through the air without flapping its wings- it’s tail was made out of a blizzard which spun around and around and around and propelled it through the air. Its head was so aerodynamic, if Barron Freeze told it to go through the wall it would dive straight through the wall in such a clean dive that it would just slice through the wall as if it were slicing through the water in the most perfect swan dive in the world.

He told it to do just that- to dive through the wall, and what he saw was amazing. It was the living plasma dove through the wall and he discovered that it not only made a clean slice through the wall because it was aerodynamic, but because it was extremely dense. It was so dense that it could fly through the wall as if the wall were air. Because Barron Freeze was protected from it because he created it, he wasn’t affected by its extreme density or its low radiation. It was starting to pull all sorts of things in the room towards it. Beakers melted, evaporated and turned into more plasma when they touched it. The things were getting sucked towards it because of its gravity. It was so dense, its gravity was immense. It could have sucked up all of Solariun, which was exactly what it did.

Solariun was big enough not to get sucked in but the ground started spinning which meant Solariun was orbiting around the being. Barron Freeze quickly killed it and turned it into a solid before it did anything else bad. He took the blizzard formula and poured it on the water and then he dumped the rest of the life-giving formula on it. It swirled up into the blizzard creature. The blizzard creature was immense. It was swirling- pieces of water rose up to it and froze, turning it into a creature made of ice. All of it was made of ice except its eyes, tail and shoulders.

Its eyes swirled and blasted snowstorms when Barron Freeze told it to. Its shoulders were shaped like turbines and blasted the blizzards behind him, propelling him through the air. Its tail helped with that. The tip of the tail was shaped like three turbines put together. It’s tail was spinning around and around and so were the turbines which blasted it even faster through the air. It snarled, which sounded a lot like ice cracking and a lion roaring at the same time.

Barron Freeze commanded the blizzard creature to become more powerful and his back cracked open and three sharp fins popped out. It hunched over like a floating hunchback, it’s turbines on its shoulders and tails got three times as big, its tail got longer and broader, and it grew a third eye which blasted a stream of ice at the water. The stream of ice made a column straight down through the water to the ocean bottom and all the way back up. The creature blasted toward the window and then shrunk into an ice cube so it could go through the window then it blasted down into the secret laboratory where Barron Freeze told it to stop.

Barron Freeze brought the black hole creature and the plasma creature back to life and then dumped the merger formula on all three of the creatures. They turned into a swirling blizzard except instead of normal ice and snow it was bits of plasma and spaghettified ice swirling around to form the tail of the beast. Its head was aerodynamic like the plasma creature but had a swirling, spaghettified wood and stone nose that was spinning around like the blizzard and formed a drill. Its eyes were cold and steely. The pupils were pure black- blacker that black- more black than black would ever know. The rest of its eyes were cold steely gray and swirling around.

It had a large spiky mane running down its neck made out of spaghettified black stone. Its body had arms coming out of it- one made of pure ice, the other made of pure heat. Both its legs were made out of swirling plasma blizzards and its body was made out of stone, except this stone was like no other stone we had seen before. It was extremely white and shiny- it was quartz with specks of diamonds growing out in spikes.

The creature snarled, which sounded like someone would imagine a recording of a ray gun being shot while someone was pressing the echo pedal so it echoed in a steely gray cold way. Barron Freeze put it in a cage and dumped the death-giving formula on it, turning it into a freezing cold lump of stringy plasma that he would bring to life when he needed. He laughed mischieviously and left, leaving the cold stringy plasma alone.