Kevin sent me a message indicating that Jimmy Carter would be on Talk of the Nation this afternoon. He mentioned I should check with his namesake in our backyard. The boys took a brief break from their secret club activities to submit their queries.
Carter: Did he really live on a peanut farm?
Archie: Or played in a park?
Carter: What is the favorite pet he ever had?
Me: How about you ask something that we couldn’t answer by searching the web.
Carter: Okay- what’s his favorite color?
Archie: Does he have a question for me?
Carter: Does he play Packrat?
Archie: Has he ever met George Washington?
Carter: Is he excited about Spore?
Archie: Does he even play Spore?
Carter: No one plays Spore. It isn’t out yet.
Archie: I meant, does he make creatures on Spore?
Carter: That’s called Spore Creature Creator.
Archie: Does he do that?
Carter: Does he think Obama should be president?
Archie: Has he ever had toys?
Carter: Every kid has toys.
Archie: I mean as an adult. Has he had adult toys?
Me: brief moment during which I am transformed into something from Beavis and Butthead
Archie: Has he ever tried to eat Panda Puffs
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Carter: If he doesn’t think Obama should be president, who does he think should be?
Archie: Has he ever made an oven?
Mmmmm. Not sure if Talk of the Nation is ready for our questions.